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Busty Heart

by on 12:18 pm in Videos

Her stagename is Busty Heart, and I must say it fits her! She got HUGE BOOBS! Prepare yourself to be shocked! What do you think??

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Golf lessons at the country club

by on 2:24 pm in Dirty jokes

A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not bad. Golfpro: “Now hold the club as firm as you hold your wife’s breasts”. The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says “Excellent!” Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball goes 30 yards. Golfpro: “Not bad, try holding the club like you hold your husbands dick.” She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golfpro: “Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth and hit the ball.”

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200 dollars

by on 6:22 am in Dirty jokes

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?”

The wife replies, “No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want.”

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says “You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred buck just to see one.”

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell – a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says “That was so amazing I’ve got to see both of them. I’ll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together.”

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, “You know, your friend Chris came over.”

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, “Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”

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